We live on the top floor. Thus, sounds from above are rare. Suddenly, as I'm sitting in the den...there is a very very loud scurry from above. I momentarily freak, then realize it is probably a squirrel. Well, more than likely two squirrels. The loud scurrying continues and I start to hear really grotesque squirrel noises. The noises get louder and more gross...and I'm really afraid now that there is a squirrel homicide taking place on my roof! Moses comes running in to check the situation. He jumps up onto the bookcase and quickly realizes that there is nothing he can do...and runs out of the room in terror. The scurrying stops...desperate squirrel noises persist. I think the squirrel may have just died or passed out because I don't hear it anymore. I'm so horrified. Should I call someone?? I think there is a dead or dying squirrel up there!!! Normally, I'm not a fan of squirrels. They are hasty and can't be trusted. Wait - I hear it again! Oh my God! There is something really disturbing about hearing this through the ceiling. I gotta get out of this room....what if they come crashing through??????!!!!!!